Straight-Up Dankness

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.

John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.

by His Holiness of Polish Freedom June 14, 2011

straight pipe'n it

Driving a busted ride, where as the muffler has been removed or has fallen off. Thus making the engine sound more powerful than it actually is.

"Yeah man my civic sounds awesome now that I am "straight pipe'n it."

by reignoverme June 26, 2009

Straight Postin

The Act of Posting; to post up at a party; to look fresh at a club and wait for the action (ladies) to come to you; Chilling

I was straight postin at the club last night.

What are you doing? Straight postin.

by Romanocheese October 5, 2009

Straight Fool

1- Some retarded moron that can't think enough to foresee things before they happen and therefore gets owned.

2- A reckless dude that doesn't give a flying fuck about nothing, to a point where he'll do anything stupid or suicidal without giving a fuck about the consequences.

-Straight Fool #1: "Yo dude, i'll gamble all my money cause i know i'm gonna win"
-Some random normal dude #1: "You're a Straight Fool..."

Straight Fool #2: "Yo, i need cash bro... Fuck it, i'll just rob a bank"

by Straight-Fool June 15, 2013

Straight to DVD

A busted or played out person. Ratchet. Not up to standards of the normal human.

"Ew. Did you see Gerad's new girlfriend? She is straight to DVD."

by FranAnnPan July 16, 2016

straight up bear violence

A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.

"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."

by fubarbarian October 17, 2016

straightass

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia

Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

by xoenhhh November 8, 2019