Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.

That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!

by HTJA January 15, 2017

Snow Balloons

The white substance on your balls once she cums while you fuck her.

Damn bitch you gave me some snow balloons

by Yourfavlittleman January 19, 2021

Snow Slut

Person so eager to ski that he or she will hit the slopes no matter the conditions.

Snow Slut Dave says "I'd ski on frosty mud."

by freewill December 7, 2011

Snow-verreacting

To react or respond more strongly to snow in the forecast than is actually necessary, usually followed by a trip to the grocery store.

Person1: It's going to snow 1 inch tonight!
Person 2: holy shit! I better get to the grocery store to get bread and milk!
Person1: dude chill, stop snow-verreacting

by Ayeeeelmao January 21, 2014

Snow Goth

It's like a goth, but uses white instead of black.

Vasilisa is a snow goth.

by NotFlou January 30, 2021

snow chair

When an individual drops down into the snow in a reclined seating position, allowing the snow to form comfortably with your body imprint, thus creating a homemade snow chair.

Christine was exhausted from shoveling the driveway so she took a break in a snow chair!

by CanadaEh December 17, 2013

Gay Snow

When the amount of snow is not enough to support any matter or means of fun.

This is gay snow.

by angryparrot2 March 9, 2017