It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

Some cringe shit 9 year olds spam in comments

If you unironically spam "It's not a mistake ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨"
You're not a masterpice✨YOU'RE A MISTAKE✨

by I eat poop 69 March 2, 2022

That's Not What Your Mom Said in Bed Last Night

A comeback that people say when someone says, " I bet you are terrible at sex." Or other comebacks. Then that person would come back and say, " That's not what your Mom said in bed last night."

Guy #1: Your dick is probably the size of half of a raisin.
Guy#2: That's not what your Mom said in bed last night.

by jazmine1 April 19, 2018

it's not you, it's me

female slang for: It is you.

after the bitch chased me down the street with a knife, i told her "it's not you, it's me"

by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

That's not what she said

what she wouldn't say.

unlike the common "that's what she said jokes", that's not what she said can be used when describing an act that she wouldn't do or something she wouldn't like. a reverse innuendo. because a normal audience is thrown off by this, it often results in a more uncomfortable situation.

m: we should bring back the "that's not what she said"

k: I am sure it won't be hard.
(that's not what she said)

m: Yeah, I know, but sometimes you're just not in the mood to do something that hard.

(That is not what she said)

k: This exchange could go on for ages. We need to stop.
(That is not what she said)

m: good call. it is never a good idea to stay up all night doing it.
(that is not what she said)

by kn and mk August 16, 2010

it's not you, it's me

A great excuse for breaking up with someone while trying not to hurt their feelings.
Famously used by George in Seinfeld, he gets upset when he found out someone used his line and claims he invented it.

"Dan I really like you but I think it's over between us."
"What? Why? What did I do?"
"It's not you, it's me."

by Sarah July 18, 2004

It's not that crucial

A phrase created by me meaning it "is really that important?" or "nobody really cares."

Person 1: Oh man I got a 100 on my test today!

Person 2: It's not that crucial.

by kaylacrucial January 28, 2009

Snotbox

a nose, no special defining characteristics, simply a nose

There's a booger hangin out your snotbox

by Evan February 11, 2005