smurf onion

What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years

Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!

by bambo15 April 22, 2017

Smurf 'n' Turf

Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.

"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

sneaky smurf

A girl that is an undercover hoe. Very sneaky about her fucking/ cheating.

Damn, bro. I should have Nicole she was a sneaky smurf. I mean, all her friends are, I should have known.

by TheyForEverybody June 5, 2017

mama smurf

When A girl fucks yoi but keaves you blue-balled

Man this girl mama smurfed me last name what a dick

by Cool kid 62 June 17, 2017

Smurf

Smurfs rape each other

oh my god smurffy's been smurfed by the great smurfs!
shit my smurf got stuck in the smurffer

by The Vlogies October 30, 2017

Doinkle Smurf

Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.

I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt.

by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018

Smurfed

When someone sings part of a song and it gets stuck in your head

Bitch you’ve been smurfed

by Deez nuttzzzzz March 15, 2018