smuggy smeggy

a smelly mug covered in smeg

my friend smelled awful, just as if he was a smuggy smeggy

by Elon's Mustard April 15, 2023

isma smegma

Smegma a cheesy like substance hidden within the dark depths of the body
Isma the great tall hideous mythical monster that everyone should be familiar with

don't get near it it might give you the smegma touch....

EWWWWWWWW theres isma smegma everywhere

by allahistheone February 19, 2025

Shrek-smegma green

The shade of green often associated with the colour of hit movie character Shrek's ball sweat. Pale yellowish green in most use cases but variable on how awful your imagination is.

Person A: "Dude how did you make your pancake Shrek-smegma green?"
Person B: "Oh I just used 20ml of extremely green food dye."
Person A: "Fuckin' miracles bro..."

by Rerobon!! March 24, 2025

Cock smegal

When you kick someone in the balls and they hunch over and holding there precious.

She kicked me in the balls and I cock smegaled for like 20 mins.

Cock smegal is when one has to hold there precious in pain.

by Moonmaster111 March 30, 2025

Chocolate Smegma

The result of a guy not showering for a long period of time causing the cheese on his balls, also known as smegma, to darken turning an almost milk chocolate color.

Man your balls reek, you got some chocolate smegma.

by sweatyprunes March 10, 2026

Isicle smegma orgasm

Busting a but on a isicle and fucking your partner with it until it melts

Let's do you a isicle smegma orgasm tonight, spice things up

by Deez nuts iq 200 December 11, 2025

Dead Man’s Smegma

Dead Man’s Smegma is a game of pure unfiltered wit and strength

To achieve this game’s true potential, 5 or more participants are ideal and every participant must agree to do absolutely anything the game throws at them

Each participant must put the most cruel dare or task they can think of into a hat, and each participant takes one from the hat

your reward for performing the dare is in turn watching 5+ others perform theirs, each as cruel as the next, each as cruel as your own

you must take responsibility for any consequences that come from Dead Man’s Smegma and must never blame the game itself

“Nah bro, last time I played Dead Man’s Smegma I had to eat my own pubes “

by Kermit the Fag September 29, 2018