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Snapping arse

1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.

2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.

3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.

4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.
by Azuraz1 July 8, 2024
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Snapping Squirtle

When a girl bites your dick while you're peeing.
Almost couldn't come into work today, had a bit of the ole 'Snapping Squirtle' with the girlfriend.
by The Trickiest Rebel March 1, 2026
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Slopping

When two makes, usually grossly overweight, cover themselves in pig slop and run into each other repeatedly. Often headbutts will occur as an indication of love.
Once a year, my good friends Alfredo and Scott meet up and start slopping.
by Baddawg64 January 8, 2025
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SlappinTheBadKid

SlappinTheBadKid like cookies owo
by OffCamber June 28, 2025
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Slappin

That’s awesome
That food was slappin
by anonymous June 29, 2025
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Slappinthebadkid

the nicest guy 9b9t. will give you cookies with meth in them. :D
Slappinthebadkid is the nicest guy on 9b9t. hw will give you cookies that may or may not have meth. i just love him so much :D
by Slappinthebadkid July 2, 2025
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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