if that don't slam the outhouse door

To be surprised, astonished by someone or something

Maggie's got a new dress,
- If that don't slam the outhouse door !

by Robert Ebguy April 23, 2006

Grand Fuck Slam

If we define the bases in sex as:
1 - French
2 - Feel
3 - Finger
4 - Fuck
then it stands to reason that instead of calling it 4th base, we would say a "Home Run" if it happened in one night.

Then, in baseball terms a "Grand Slam" is a "Home Run" that scores 3 additional points or "Runs", it stands to reason that a "Grand Fuck Slam" would be a "Home Run" that scores 3 additional points or "Runs."

In colloquial terms: a Grand Fuck Slam is having sex with the same partner 4 times in one night, where both partners reach their climax each time.

Steven went out one night to a party and brought home the hottest girl and proceeded to have the time of their lives. At 1am they finished the first round; both excited and energetic from the party, all they required was a quick water break before hoppinng back in the sack for a second adventure. 20 minutes later both of them finished and needed a little longer break. After ordering pizza which arrived at 2:15am, the two were horny as can be and had sex again. This time, they spilled the pizza off the bed by accident. Just as Steven was getting ready to fall asleep, his party trophy decided to go down on him for an invitation for a fourth round. Finally, 35 minutes later, both were extremely exhausted and collapsed onto Steven's bed in a puddle of sweat and bodily fluids. The excercise had physically drained both of them to the point of literal exhaustion.

Awakening the next day, Steven found that his girl was gone, but the puddle was still around him in the bed. When he went to do his laundry his roommate accosted him of being loud all night long. "You would be too if you had a Grand Fuck Slam with a girl," he replied.

The roommate said, "I don't even know what that is, but I take it you got laid last night."

"You're damn right I did!" Steven responded, "Four times in one night!"

by humor4fun April 29, 2014

Ham Slam

Having sex with an obese women from behind and your thighs are slamming up against those to big ole butt cheeks

I picked up a full figured lady last night and bent her over and gave her a ham slam

by Canadaram June 2, 2008

the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold

A specific position in which you and your specific spouse participate in, most commonly a male and female. It is when the female sits upon the lap of the male and no words are exchanged yet there is a great amount of sexual tension which builds. This is usually hold usually implies "i'm not gonna bang you now, but i'm going to bang you later, and you're gonna take it."

That night at her crib, i totally gave her the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold. i totally banged her later that night.

by ohmykey October 2, 2009

Grand Slam

A term in baseball when there is a runner on 1st, 2nd and 3rd, base; then the player at bat hits a home run and four runs are scored. Somewhat rare.

Do I really need an example for this? Grand Slam

by Simulationcity September 22, 2005

compton grand slam

A Grand Slam breakfast purchased at a Denny's in Compton, California. Consists of crack, peyote, PCP and meth instead of the usual sausage, eggs and pancakes.

Tyrese: Yo loc, imma head to Denny's and get my ass a Compton Grand Slam.

Jamal: NI**A PLEASE! (shoots)

by beotchprease January 13, 2010

racial grand slam

When you screw four girls of the opposite race that you are.

Man that C MART guy is a total pimp he has had a Mexican, black, asian, and white. He got a Racial Grand Slam.

Eric will never get a racial Grand slam, because he is racist.

by C MART October 5, 2005