whore skiing

Doing lines of cocaine off of a black hookers belly. The contrast of black and white makes you sure that you snort every granule of cocaine.

I went Whore skiing off my grandma’s belly. It didn’t take long for me to get kicked out of her funeral.

by anonymous March 26, 2022

cole ski

Upcoming superstar

Cole ski is a great artist,he is a real superstar

by Cole ski February 1, 2021

skied

1) Rocked it, in a way that Ben Shapiro never has
2) Went high, in like a natural electric way

1) Bruh skied the basket last night
2) Skied the exam, droppin A's

by ben_shaps_whyalwaysdry3 March 31, 2022

Kilo Skied

Not your grandmother’s kolache.

When you try to drunk text the word kolache and auto correct can’t help you. 🤦

Don’t forget to bring the Kilo Skied!

by Czech_problems December 20, 2020

ski#9666

Rich (bands worth more than ur life) tall n sexy (you wanna be them) steals all the ebitches (

damn ski#9666 is so broke

by iluvmyselfsomuchomg November 20, 2022

maya skies

perfection,beauty,smart,strong

your so maya skies my love.

by zayum April 8, 2015

The Skiing Matas

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.

Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."

by Erwien February 23, 2023