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Shank

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.
I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.

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My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!
by Bandicles January 12, 2014
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Shank

When one goes to the toilet for a shit, and also indulges in having a w@nk, it is referred to as a shank.
I'm going for a shank... Give me about 15
by Rumble2017 February 24, 2018
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zack shank

a white kid that is always trying to take your hoe. Also always sucking dick in the bathroom
Why you always gotta be Zack Shankin me dude.
by Tbons May 15, 2016
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the big shank

Someone who is in your group friends. And he is really clumsy and he fucks everything up
You are such a big shank. You are the big shank
by NinjashadowxDDD January 5, 2018
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Ryan Shanks

Gets a lot of sex from women daily and has a 13 inch cock. Very strong and touch man. He Has a six pack. He is very sexy and cute. He only plays with women on video games.
OMG Ryan Shanks cock was so big last night
by Massive Cock Man Ryan April 15, 2021
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Shank

This is a combination of the words shit and wank. As suggested it is when a person has a wank and as they are about to cum they have a shit, this can give a mega orgasm!!!
Jimmy wanted more thank a simple wank so he had a shank and fuck me what a good shank it was.
by johnzaqxsw June 5, 2007
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To shanks

I met with the five elders to shanks you
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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