season two anxiety

the fear one gets, after having watched an amazing first season of a tv show, that the second season might be shit.

dude, i've got full-on season two anxiety for glee. it can't possibly live up to the expectations the first season has set!

by 3Wishes March 5, 2011

Voltron season eight

The last(?) Season of Voltron Legendary Defenders. Brutally murdered the fandom and every ship we had. Not even top ships like klance or Treellura were safe

1: Hey, is ( insert ship here) canon in Voltron season eight?
2: ... *Takes out Tumblr and cries*

by SlushiePop December 15, 2018

Gay Nigga Season

Gay nigga season is a period starting at the beginning of fall, and concluding at the beginning of winter. During the duration of this period, frooty niggas, cake niggas, and sweet niggas all come out and start saying gay shit. Even those who you normally suspect would not say gay shit will also do so during this period. If you are not participating, calling anyone who is "frooty" or "gay" during this period is banned.

frooty nigga: hey cutie, what's up
cute nigga: stay away from me, you niggas is gay/
frooty nigga: shut up before i gobble up your ass like a hostess snack cake cute nigga, it's gay nigga season now

by Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi 123 September 11, 2018

Off-Season Santa

The fully-bearded dude that drives around in a convertible mustang with a trunk full of dope.

Hey, did you score some smack?
Naww. But I did rustle up some serious meth from that Off-Season Santa over there!

by YAWA December 30, 2021

Dog Suckin’ Season

Typically around the summer months, in the time frame somewhere between Memorial Day and mid-September, where hot dogs are consumed in numbers much higher than fall or winter.

“Only one hot dog?!”
“Yeah…”
“Dude, you gotta have two, it’s Dog Suckin’ Season!”

by Forskee June 3, 2022

seasoned bush pilot

statement refers to an older lesbian

Look at the two gals holding hands. Boy, I bet they are a couple of seasoned bush pilots.

by KIrby Miller November 23, 2007

Johnny's seasoning salt

The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".

I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.

by A-ton and Haargoth August 1, 2008