Someone who leaves a bad mess somewhere with their splooger and takes off hoping no one knows it was them.
Tim: "Who did that skid? They made a bad mess! It stinks!"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
Scott: "My mate Splooger Rob, be won't admit it though"
by Trumpet65 November 13, 2020

A Rob is the first tip of a sh*t that comes peeping, when you really need to go.
It can also be a handicapped cockroach.
Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)
It can also be a handicapped cockroach.
Or it can be a really beautiful man from Belgium. (Not the average Rob)
Omg I really need to go! The Rob is already visible.
I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.
Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob
I used spray on that roach, it became a Rob now.
Omg that guy is an Average Rob… but look at that Rob, that Rob is a real Rob
by Therealrob November 22, 2021

Cock head boss,
Pretty boy loves himself,
Cheats on his wife with co worker,
Gets blown in carpark at Galleria
Pretty boy loves himself,
Cheats on his wife with co worker,
Gets blown in carpark at Galleria
Oh my god, He's a total Rob West.
Gets cock sucked in Galleria car park by co worker so she can keep her job, Such a Rob West.
Cheats on his wife, getting blown in a carpark like a Rob West.
Gets cock sucked in Galleria car park by co worker so she can keep her job, Such a Rob West.
Cheats on his wife, getting blown in a carpark like a Rob West.
by SadMac February 8, 2015

by edgeverse January 11, 2024

by Mehru1214 June 12, 2021

A youthful man with golden blonde hair. His glasses make his eyes shine when he enters the room. Has such a laid back feel. He's a man who's capable of anything that comes his way. He may feel like he's lost out there but he has someone out there who cares about him.
by H.o.t.S. November 27, 2022

by Elvis dogooder July 19, 2021
