Fart Reading

Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.

Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.

by Marcellus Fredrick Binesworth June 17, 2022

Dick riding

When someone is profusely riding that cock

Jerry is riding johns dick

Josh is on Bryan’s dick

“ You dick riding John rn and you ain’t even know it”

by Fhfjshfjdieh October 4, 2022

Jock Riding

I always took "jock Riding" to mean haters riding ur jock all the time, talking sh*t. This is the way I often personally hear the phrase used in gangsta rap, basically. 90s west coast gangsta rap, not no pussy ass shit.

Get tf off my jock jealous ass hater jock Riding

by Pwnager57 December 18, 2022

Dick riding

When you just leave someone alone, and keep pestering them and act as if you have to keep chatting and speaking to them as if you love them

That nigga Ivan keeps talking to quan so he's DICK RIDING

by Jxelen sections February 11, 2023

Code Raiding

An ancient method of raiding bases in rust, used by millions u til it was massacred by facepunch (L?)

I just lost all my fuckin loot to a dumbass code raiding bitch bro.

by Hugh J4nu$ June 8, 2023

Meat Riding

An individual manifesting an undue fixation upon another, stemming from the latter's behavioral attributes, may experience an oscillation between vehement adulation and profound antipathy.

I can’t stand the way Mark treats Phill he’s Meat Riding him so hard

by Criar October 17, 2023

never catch me reading

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.

Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 20, 2010