Random Jessica

Random Jessica is a girl that would do anything you tell her to do and would listen to you going on about history and tanks as long as you feed her sushi. Random Jessica LOVES sushi.

Taps: Richard needs a random Jessica. Richard and random Jessica are the perfect match.

by Notapsycho aka Taps April 24, 2021

some random person on the street

Mmmmmmmm, pizza!

Some random person on the street eating pizza.

by myusernameis23tunaj March 18, 2022

can i get a random hell no

what you say when you want to tell some one no but want to be a real dick about it. best used in large crowds and parties.

man one: hey guy can i borrow thirty bucks?
man two: can i get a random hell no?!
random person: hell no!

by teeheetommy January 15, 2011

random

a thing or action out of the ordinary

That was so random.

by higher pie January 27, 2003

Random

Weird events, people, actions, etc. that are often associated with a large groups of people and consumption of even larger amounts of alcamahol.

This random bitch siad she drank "a vagina full of beer" and showed me her tits.

by CJ April 27, 2004

Random

To be random is to say weird things when nobody expects it,or, maybe say something unexpected.

Person #1: Isn't that dude over there SO cute?
Person #2: Totally! He looks great in that red shirt!
Me: CABBAGES!
Person #1: Well that was random.

by highschoolmusicalrox24 March 1, 2009

random

Stuffing ice cream into your ears until your toes catch fire, then plugging the gaps with oven chips.

Hello, I'm a foreign exchange student from Norfolk. I don't believe we've met. I'm currently studying antibodies. I hope we're in the same class.

by S.A.L.O.R. June 7, 2004