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fatty patty

ey mark, look at dat fatty patty she cant get in her car!
by bayshit December 11, 2007
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petty officer

A petty officer is a non-commissioned officer in many navies and is given the NATO rank denotion OR-6. They are equal in rank to sergeant in the British Army and Royal Air Force. A petty officer is superior in rank to leading rate and subordinate to chief petty officer, in the case of the British armed forces
Rae: I am Petty Officer Rollins I'm home on leave.
by sk8ter rae November 4, 2014
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porter potty

The way you think a portable toilet in a big tall rectangular box is spelled.
At least this is how i thought it was spelled.
"Ah man if i dont tell coach i gotta let one loose i may get a hershey surprise on the field"
by Meech March 28, 2005
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patty melt

the act of titty-fucking the empty-pastry-bag-like breasts an old woman
Elizabeth Taylor was so hot. I wanted to give her the patty melt for years...too bad she died.
by jwonder May 12, 2011
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Pusty

A person that is a pig, and only dates s b/c he wants action. Looks like a beaver and is short w/ a high voice.
bobby123: I love your long tan legs...they lead my eyes right to your butt ;)
hilary246: eww!!!

hilary246: omg! look wut this dude sent me!!
bobby123: I love your long tan legs...they lead my eyes right to your butt ;)
sheran: omg! what a pusty!
by mc234 June 22, 2008
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Patty

A food made from mashed potato and sage deep fried and usually eaten in a breadcake (bun) or with chips.

Originated fom Hull in the UK but also the orkney islands have their own (much better) version with added mincemeat inside. its proper Gravy!!
Could i have a patty special with curry please. (patty chips and curry)
by FrEeLaNcE May 22, 2008
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purty scale

the scale by which the physical attributes of males and females are weighed, measured and often found wanting. the scale ranks thusly:

10 - Chuck Norris (who no one can ever hope to surpass)
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(in betweeners like Nick Jonas and Miley Cyrus both of whom were created in Disney Labs.)
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1 - Paris Hilton ( as low as it gets )
corey: "Wow! Nick Jonas is an 8.5 on the purty scale!"

danielle: "Nah if we're ranking on the purty scale I'd say he's more of an 8."

jenna: "Who's Nick Jonas?"
by ChelseyD. October 30, 2008
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