Kitty Puss

when one of your favourite teachers, Donny Huckel, tells you about his cat, kitty puss

"PLEASE DONNY! TELL US ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY KITTY PUSS PLEASE SIR!"

Said the children
"Oh Okay Fine, Kitty Puss is Magical! He Ran Onto The Road And Didn't Even Get Hit!"
Said Donny
"WOOOOOW!!"

Said The Children

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021

puss plug

A tampon

It's that time of month. She needs a puss plug.

by Lolselmo July 1, 2023

Back Puss

Referring to the hair that men (sometimes women) grow at the bottom of their back.

Hey Chris, what’s that on the bottom of your back? Oh that, yeah, that’s my back puss.

by NE14ABJ2DAY July 13, 2023

Hickey puss

When person is giving head, sucks the clit so hard that it swells up leaving a bruise.

Jerome came over and gave me such bad hickey puss that I haven't been able to pee right in a week!

by Whiskeychadsss January 7, 2018

Puss

Slang for an octopus. Although it can be used for any member of the class Cephalopoda with an appropraite modifier e.g:
Squid = Long puss
Nautilus = Shelled puss
Ammonite = Rock puss

"Dude we are eating tonight I just got a puss from the fish monger, cheap as well"
"I can't wait to eat some puss tonight, its gonna taste so good"
"The spanish have the best puss, they just know how to prepare it"

by InvertebrateLover69 December 23, 2023

Winnie The Puss

A sex act in which you dig your bare hand into a woman's vagina then eat the fluids from it, much like how Pooh eats honey from the pot.

The wife wanted to try something new in bed, so I pulled a Winnie The Puss

by KingFlounder587 June 24, 2024

Puss Gargling

The gargling of puss.

Sprk: Puss gargling, ever heard of it?
Battle Jesus: Yeah and I'm about to shit my dick out of my ballsack

by Sp0rkle December 24, 2010