by Reggie Shits October 08, 2019
by BirdWop August 25, 2014
"OMG I changed the baby's diaper and poop explosion is running down my arm. the wall, the couch...wake up dear, its on your face."
by Ziggy0751 May 13, 2015
Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.
1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!
by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018
Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.
"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."
"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."
"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."
"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
by CaffeineLizard July 01, 2013
When you are in the middle of something and all of the sudden you have the uncontrollable urge to poop. This usually happens during a dentist visit or while you are playing in sports game.
by James McKinley May 25, 2008
There are three popular definitions of ghost poop:
1: This is when you feel like you need to take shit, but when you go, nothing comes out or you merely fart. This is explained by having too much air in the colon from having eaten gassy foods like beans or swallowing air, or by you having very bad constipation.
2: You sit down to take a shit, everything feels normal, but when you look down into the toilet the poop appears to be gone! This is explained easily however. You merely had a very heavy turd that went strait halfway down the drain, so it's out of sight, but still very much in the toilet.
3: You take a shit and everything goes normally, but when you wipe, the paper comes out clean, much like how a ghost leaves no trace. There are two explanations depending on the ease of your shit. If the shit was relatively easy, then congrats! You're getting the perfect amount of fiber in your diet, not too much, not too little. If the shit was really difficult, then the turd was way too hard, and you need to eat some prunes pronto.
1: This is when you feel like you need to take shit, but when you go, nothing comes out or you merely fart. This is explained by having too much air in the colon from having eaten gassy foods like beans or swallowing air, or by you having very bad constipation.
2: You sit down to take a shit, everything feels normal, but when you look down into the toilet the poop appears to be gone! This is explained easily however. You merely had a very heavy turd that went strait halfway down the drain, so it's out of sight, but still very much in the toilet.
3: You take a shit and everything goes normally, but when you wipe, the paper comes out clean, much like how a ghost leaves no trace. There are two explanations depending on the ease of your shit. If the shit was relatively easy, then congrats! You're getting the perfect amount of fiber in your diet, not too much, not too little. If the shit was really difficult, then the turd was way too hard, and you need to eat some prunes pronto.
1: Man, I thought I needed to take a monster shit, but all I did was fart and make a ghost poop on the pot.
2: Woah! Where did my shit go?! Must've been a ghost poop...
3: ARRRGHH *plop*... *pant pant*... "Oh well, at least it came out as a ghost poop and I won't need to wipe..."
2: Woah! Where did my shit go?! Must've been a ghost poop...
3: ARRRGHH *plop*... *pant pant*... "Oh well, at least it came out as a ghost poop and I won't need to wipe..."
by zeemeister April 23, 2011