poon plated porkie

an object that is plated with vaginal skin.

Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.

by Gaydos October 19, 2003

Poon dart

a dink

cuz you're darting a poon

as in poon-tang

OR

A transexual penis-- a Penis who acts like a vagina

also refered to as a Mangina

Your a poon dart!


You silly Pooon dart!

by dbella February 25, 2009

poon slayer

A very short, but irresistible man, who usually likes to cuddle.

I may be small, but I'm a poon slayer.

by aishawithaneye October 28, 2022

poon daddy

one who is a poon, usually a small kid with a mole.

Ross, you are a poondaddy

by Nick April 11, 2005

poon sausage

a male's genitalia, similar to peen

"that girl is trying to get up on my poon sausage."

by joshua February 27, 2005

poon diving

The act of getting, or trying to get poon. Can also be used simply if a person is trying to get with a girl.

"Ian is poon diving on Caroline."

"Kerry is peen diving on Ian." (Antonym)

by D Rex December 15, 2007

Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.

"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"

by Martinez53 October 24, 2008