Plan Woogabug

A plan where you teleport behind an enemy team and kill most or all of them.

"Time to start Plan Woogabug"
"Ffs Juice it's not a real plan"

"Kys"

by JuiceBarBC December 26, 2021

Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 18, 2011

Dutch's Plan

Dutch's plan is a meme originating from the videogame 'Red Dead Redemption 2', in which he often uses the phase 'I have a plan' or 'stick to the plan'. Dutch's plan is open to the gamers interpretation. This is due to the conflicting evidence within Dutch's actions throughout the game, to actually ever prove he had a plan and really just loved causing absolute carnage wherever he went, influenced by the idiotic mindset of 'Micah Bell'. If Dutch's plan was to be hypothetically wrote down into bullet points, it would consist of: Tahiti, A boat, money and one last score. It would be safe to conclude that Dutch's plan is just actually a perpetual cycle of making bad decisions, until he failed to have a plan to fight 'gravity'.

We are going to rob this train as its part of Dutch's Plan.

by gym3m3 January 25, 2024

masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

Plan N

All the other plans failed, and you have to resort to any way possible to eliminate remaining Africans.

"Boys look, Plan M failed, we have to resort to Plan N."

by kid.9.6 April 15, 2020

Build Planning

The term a Tesla Sales Advisor uses to fend off their customers who have been waiting for their car orders much longer than the Tesla Configurator promised/estimated upon order.

Michael: Hello there sir, my car was supposed to be here in June but it's now September and I have a blank date on my account page, could I please get any update on my order? I have already worn out 5 pairs of shoes walking 30 miles to work every day.
SA: Sure thing Michael, stand by one minute as I check my secret portal for more information than what is shown on your account page. Good news Michael, looks like your car is currently in the Build Planning stage so you should be a receiving a VIN at any moment now! I'm sorry about your shoes. Any chance you would be interested in going solar while you wait???

by Ramphex July 28, 2021

plan-date

When you make plans with someone but your not really sure if its considered a date.

Person 1: Hey lets meet up at Hogwarts this Saturday.
Person 2: Ok that sounds great.
Person 1: Ok Ill pick you up at 5
Person 2: Ok! Its a plan-date!

by sexybeachgoddess101 March 28, 2011