pickle grit

A real fucking wanker

Stop being a damn pickle grit

by Word_god_bitchzzz December 15, 2016

pickle plankton

Another word for calling someone a dick, hence the word pickle is another word meaning penis

Friend: That guy is being such a pickle plankton.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: It's another word meaning dick.

by hithereurbandiconary June 11, 2017

Vickle pickle

Just like a dickle pickle but instead of a dick it’s a vagina pic

I sent a great vickle pickle to my boyfriend last night

by Sugaronastick November 15, 2019

pickle snap

When a girl is riding your dick and she rides too high causing your dick to jam into an area other than the vaginal cavity making you feel like your dick is about to snap like a pickle.

Rebecca was getting so into riding Bob's cock that she went a little too high causing a pickle snap, and Bob yelled in pain.

by Vaimaster7 May 2, 2018

Pickle Dill

When your lover initially knocks you out by smashing a bar stool over your head.

This is then shortly followed by a dill pickle being shoved into your ass whilst you lie naked, face down.

A: "Bro, I went over to Jogz' yard last night and woke up the next morning with severe head trauma and a Dill Pickle in my rectum!"

B: "You got Dill Pickle mate.... actually, nope... you got Pickle Dill"

by Dultyboy November 20, 2020

Furry Pickle

Imagine giving a bj to someones dog and then feeling a pickle not a dick and you continue to suck and blow and you like the dill flavour. Now imagine doing that to a cat but it's way too small so you destroy its ass. We all know that one guy that fucked your childhood animal and now you have a person for a three sum.

BIG Bertha:I saw Trist yesterday
Tommy:I'm straight but DAMNNN
BIG Bertha:I gave him a furry pickle
Tommy:SAME!

by Big Berthy Cock MAN May 5, 2023

Pakistani Pickle

A sexual act in which a man dips his cock in vinegar, straps a firecracker to said cock, lights the firecracker and vigorously shags his female companion until the firecracker explodes.

Roy was distraught when he found out his wife had been cheating on him, but instead of getting angry, he just gave her the Pakistani Pickle and ended both of their sex lives.

by El Stumpo Loco May 16, 2019