Petrol lighting

Gas lighting, but British

"Oi, are you petrol lighting me bloke? I have half a mind to knock your block off where you stand"

by EDEN YEGAH January 20, 2022

Petrol Nose

Petrol Nose is a person who sniffs petrol. These people are normally aboriginal from Australia who are not rich enough to buy drugs so they sniff petrol for a rush.

Adbo is a Petrol Nose.

by JohnnySins6942042069 May 5, 2022

Patolunix

A PikaNetwork SKyWars legend, known for liking little children and elderly mothers. Friends with GozWan, known child e-dater.

Other aliases are:
- Plototunix
- Palatonux
- Patanutix
etc...

Stop Patolunix-ing you monkey!

by Sxnified May 30, 2023

Emily Parolin

To greet someone in public that you used to hang out with frequently, then you explain how you need to hang out.

All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.

{Sarah and Jane, two ex best friends run into each other at the mall}

Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*

by zaaakkkeee December 20, 2017

eraseaus patronium

A magic spell that summons a giant eraser

Harry summoned an eraser using the spell eraseaus patronium

by jimmy pig May 22, 2018

bannu patron

The act of planting the first bullet of your spray, directly to your opponent's face, whilst bunny hopping. Usually happens when players meet unexpectedly and the other one is bunny hopping. Derived from words "bunnyhop" (bannu) and "bullet" (patron).

This word originated from Counter-Strike:Global Offensive.

Русский гопник: nice bannu first patron to head
Yungest of the Yung: ez bannu patron

by bannu patron September 6, 2019

expensive petroleum

Expensive Petroleum is when you are low on petrol and you go to an expensive gas station and ask if you can pay for the petrol and they say €300+ . You watch so much Harry Potter you say EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM (expecto patronum is in Harry Potter)

You: How much for the petrol?

Shopkeeper: €500

You: (watches to much Harry Potter) EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM!!

by BoonJr1 July 16, 2022