Plan

And yes.

Hym "That was my plan. Assault that axioms of all of your beliefs and then pull off the most profound human accomplishment the world has ever seen in the most convoluted way humanly possible. Worked like a charm! Magic pixel comeback!"

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese upon one's significant other during their sleep

Eden: "Dude, let's enact the cheese plan"
Tyler: "hell yeah, that'll be so funny"

by Simmypoo May 18, 2025

El Plan

a *slightly* racist person

"Have you heard about those comments that charles made? He's such an El Plan"

by Ewan David Walker October 2, 2023

Plan

There is no plan. Jordan said to wing it and now I'm winging it.

Hym "And winging it involves A LOT more brainz fluid than I would have though! I didn't plan for any of that. But next time I'll try to do it with, like, 50% less brainz fluid... And maybe ad some Hispanic chicks to the mix. We'll do it right next time."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Hangout Plan

Organised slacking so that a collective of slackers can safely do very little together

We should organise our hangout plan so we don’t dob ourselves in by accident

by Alan,Steve! March 26, 2021

Four Week Plan

A plan used when first starting to date another person. It entails reaching first base in the first week, second base in the second, third base in the third week, and finally getting it in after four weeks.

Steven: Hey Gerald! Have you gotten it in yet with your new girlfriend?

Gerald: Not yet man, I got to second base last night... But don't worry I got her on the four week plan.

Steven: Nice, Gerald!!!

by olga patacki November 3, 2009