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Slime Pit

The act of filling a sexual partner's colon with lubricant, then having anal sex with them and having them evacuate the lubricant and ejaculate from their anus.
Man, doing a slime pit sure is expensive.
by GangsterSandwich September 14, 2016
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Parmesan pits

When a woman has little balls of white deodorant in her armpit that look like grated Parmesan
I loved carolines dress, but I couldn't stop staring at her Parmesan pits
by @maximillians August 25, 2009
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roasting pit

Merely a humble room were one can partake in ones most taboo sexual fantasies and practices such as flaming dragons and dirty sanchez without fear of reprocusion.

One cannot attend unless a formal invitation is extended through the medium of dance.
Kat declined Lord Kopickington and Mayor Matty's offer to enter and participate in a session in the roasting pit.

However, after some nose wiggling from Lord Kopickington she let out a small wimper and dragged them both in.
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Pit-net

A womans armpit which has been left to grow out, creating a net of hair that collects lint, sweat, odour and other foreign objects to lessen her feminine beauty.
Max: Whoa, check that girl, shes mint as they come!!
Joe: No way, I saw her stretching...she has pit-nets
Max: I feel that my eyes have been decieved...then violated, Like I checked out a man.....
by killerlaces March 12, 2009
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pitted out

A shirt that you've you've owned and worn for so long that the underarms are 90% caked-on antiperspirant, often yellowing and causing pit stains.
Isn't my 1978 vintage tour shirt sweet?

No, dude, look at the sleeves. It's totally pitted out. Use some hydrogen peroxide or get rid of it.
by Sterling Duchess Archer April 24, 2015
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Shit Pit

When a group of friends release unrelenting shit talk upon one another in a joking or comedic fashion
David: "Ahahaa but Aaron cant get any pussy!"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Shut the fuck up I had a bitch on my dick last night?"
Tony: "Is that what you classify as a bitch? Was her dick bigger than yours?"
*laughter*
Aaron: "What do you classify as a bitch Tony? Your hand?"
*laughter*
Tony: "Shut up you little shit"
David: "Dammmnn its like you can personally witness Aaron's balls finally dropping"
(Lisa walks in with groceries bags from the store)
Lisa: "Aaron how does puberty feel"
*laughter*
Aaron: "Welcome to the shit pit Lisa, did you just get back from sucking major cock?"
*laughter*
by Kilimino February 13, 2015
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Dish pit

A dish put is where you put your dirty dishes; aka a kitchen sink.

Usually seen on a sign on a meme. Some maybe misread it and think it says “dip shit”.
hey look it’s a dip shit.
hey look it’s a dish pit.
by ass-et December 31, 2020
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