Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025
Get the Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).mug. An odd but good number
1. Can refer to an age
2. Can refer to a pussy that has 9 lives
3. The number of the devil/ lucifer
4. A number thats you can buy a gram of weed with
1. Can refer to an age
2. Can refer to a pussy that has 9 lives
3. The number of the devil/ lucifer
4. A number thats you can buy a gram of weed with
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
Get the Ninemug. by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. May 21, 2025
Get the 《.7.9.7.6.》Brooklyn Nine-Nine's (b99) Windbreaker City To Doctor Sparta's Rx 《.7.9.7.6.》mug. by KamiLilBird February 12, 2018
Get the nine tailingmug. by Tarheel13 November 12, 2019
Get the Dicksy Ninemug. A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
Get the nine mile Kylemug. We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024
Get the Nine Sixesmug.