Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I've been timming off all night...
Guy 2: That sucks, I timmed off for a week straight after my dog died last month... I had almost forgoten how gay Twilight is and how much I hate it.
Guy 3: You guys are so pathetic that its making me wanna go tim off...
Guy 2: That sucks, I timmed off for a week straight after my dog died last month... I had almost forgoten how gay Twilight is and how much I hate it.
Guy 3: You guys are so pathetic that its making me wanna go tim off...
by cwatts22 July 10, 2010
Get the Tim Offmug. 1. Slang term that is most likely to have originated from Britain meaning to make out, pull or have casual sex.
2. To masturbate or have an orgasm.
If someone is able to 'get off' to something, they find it sexually arousing.
3. To enjoy something, most often used to express the 'high' attained by the use of drugs or else sexual relief.
2. To masturbate or have an orgasm.
If someone is able to 'get off' to something, they find it sexually arousing.
3. To enjoy something, most often used to express the 'high' attained by the use of drugs or else sexual relief.
1. "Jason got off with Jackie at that party last night- did you hear?"
"Wow really?! I am shocked! Shocked, I say!"
2. a) "Gee, I could really get off to some gay porn right now."
b) "I get off fourteen times a day!"
3. "I'm not really into drugs, but sometimes I get off to weed."
"Wow really?! I am shocked! Shocked, I say!"
2. a) "Gee, I could really get off to some gay porn right now."
b) "I get off fourteen times a day!"
3. "I'm not really into drugs, but sometimes I get off to weed."
by Neilli January 2, 2009
Get the Get offmug. 1. a casual sexual partner or girlfriend
2. a woman of dubious sexual practices
3. anything new and/or hot; especially in reference to a party or material item
2. a woman of dubious sexual practices
3. anything new and/or hot; especially in reference to a party or material item
From 'Phonetime" by CNN
"The day I come home I need a mink and a brand new Mac, a few jump offs, some doms..."
From 'Pump It Up' by Joe Budden
"My jump off doesn't run off at the mouth so much, My jump off never ask why I go out so much, My jump off never has me going out of my way, And she don't want nothing on Valentines Day, My jump off don't argue or get rebellious,And she don't mind hanging out wit da fellas,My jump off's not insecure or jealous
"The day I come home I need a mink and a brand new Mac, a few jump offs, some doms..."
From 'Pump It Up' by Joe Budden
"My jump off doesn't run off at the mouth so much, My jump off never ask why I go out so much, My jump off never has me going out of my way, And she don't want nothing on Valentines Day, My jump off don't argue or get rebellious,And she don't mind hanging out wit da fellas,My jump off's not insecure or jealous
by Buckwild Status February 21, 2004
Get the jump offmug. by Aaron W November 27, 2006
Get the fob offmug. What happens when a bunch of horny males (most often adolescents but some adults are pretty depraved as well) have a circle jerk (everyone masturbates in a circle). The only difference between this and a circle jerk is that marks are awarded and a prize is given out at the end. Points may be awarded based on distance, volume, odor, endurance, or "oh" face. Prizes may include, but are not limited to, being permitted to have sex with one of the other guy's sisters.
I'm saving it up for the big jizz off this weekend. Pete's sister is so hot and I think I'm going to win
by Harry Nipplesworth March 1, 2011
Get the jizz offmug. by angrygreeneyes September 4, 2006
Get the catting offmug. Something that causes you excitement in a sexual way. Turn off can be the opposite, or something that makes you not want someone sexually.
It was a total turn on/off to watch him take off his shirt in the hot sun while he was installing some gutter guards.
He has bad breath. That's an instant turn off.
He has bad breath. That's an instant turn off.
by vtown November 26, 2013
Get the turn on/offmug.