notebook

a portable computer that gets to hot to put on your lap, so it mainly stays off your lap, like on the table or somethin' like that. mostly gaming notebooks

person 1: i just got a gaming notebook today :)
person 2: don't u mean laptop?
person 1: no i can't put it on my lap, it will burn my lap alive while playing a game! especially crysis!
person 2: ya, don't burn yourself now.. XD

by X64-Brendon August 22, 2008

Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.

Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

Nosed

The act of inserting ones nose in a females
vigina or put a penis in ones nostrol

Nosing nosed noses nose noseabled

by Sexy man best of the west April 16, 2009

Suicide Note

A silent but deadly fart that is delivered immediately before exiting an occupied room.
Bringing to mind the often used suicide note phrase; "I'll be gone before you get this".

"John left an awful suicide note in the kitchen this morning, and I had to open all the windows."

by Smurfpiss October 18, 2008

c note

an acceptable payment for a lapdance or services from a woman-of-low-morales.

matt dropped a c note on his skank after she gave him a qwikie

by Kben October 26, 2005

cornell notes

a type of note taking that's supposed to help you remember stuff better. one third of the page is questions/main ideas and the other two-thirds is notes. it can helpful if you do it the right way.

Cornell notes are helpful for schoolwork or anything.

by Shawna Tracy April 13, 2008

NotreDame

The worst fucking college football team to ever grace this great mother earth! The fighting irish can suck a fart out of my buckeye! GO OHIO STATE!!!!!

The NotreDame fighting irish sucked my buckeye after they gave me a rusty trombone, i call my left nut Rudy!

by Rudy from the movie January 2, 2006