Gael joke

An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.

Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”

by GordonsLover December 14, 2021

short jokes

the favorite thing of short people.

Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("

short jokes amirite

by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022

Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead

Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage

by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018

Dad jokes

something not everyone can have
love u

Sunlight ?
No, Sun is heavy.
this is a Dad jokes

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

Vasco joke

An awful joke

"that joke was a total Vasco joke"

by BoolinBotato January 19, 2020

joke pikey

someone who hears a joke someone else has said quietly, and yells it out to anyone that will listen. (usually no-one listens to them)

OMG, you just pikeyed my joke! you're such a joke pikey!

by my name is better than yours! February 11, 2010

joke a smoint

A humorous way of saying "smoke a joint"

Paul: Want to pull up later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother

by liamr06 March 18, 2022