nonce

someone who likes little kids

oh wow, micheal jacksons a nonce ain't he!

by Gigantic Cock June 17, 2019

Nonce

A insult to a person who seems a bit odd

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

Nonce

Usually a person who is strange and smells like shit

Bobby you’re such a nonce!

by Pgtips45 June 27, 2019

Nonce

Your uncle

That guy is definitely a nonce.

by Imaladg July 23, 2019

Noncest

Noncest is committing the ‘crime’ of ‘noncing it up’ with a family member that is also too young to understand what Brexit is. Noncest is not recommended at family gatherings or primary school nativities.

Person: People with two first names are the type to be into noncest

James Ross: :P
James Ross’ little cousin: :O

by BiggerJuice August 4, 2019

Nonce Patrol

Harry Rusk

Defined-Harry Rusk watch out it's the Nonce Patrol

by Mark Iglikowski August 10, 2019

Nonce

Mainly a 25 year old Scottish boy, who looks like yer typical big nonce, likes to refer to himself as a ‘unit’.

He normally turns out to be either a pedo or a prick.

“That Alexander is a right strokey nonce”

“Cunt hinks he’s a unit, fs”

“Shame he’s no”

by Cooper03 August 30, 2019