school

School- Preparation for Hell, AKA, the River Styx. A place where the Greater Demons (Teachers) impregnate in your brain the seeds of doubt, low self-esteem, worthlessness, anxiousness and pure terror. The Lesser Demons (Students) submit you to their evil ways such as manipulation and peer pressure. These Lesser Demons may also convert your mindset by making you realize that you are: Homosexual in some way, have no life, every adult is out to get you, you have no hope for the future, you can't dress.

Momma, today my teacher told me I would amount to nothing at school today, and then my friends said I would flunk out and live life as a half-crazy bum...

Lol

by Caesar Dire April 28, 2008

School

the worst fuckin' place in the world with partial teachers who will only punish a few kids that they dont like but wont do jackshit to the kids they like

i gotta go 2 school and get detention fer being me again

by dude March 21, 2004

school

A center of learning.

Judging by the crap posted on this dictionary, a lot of people need more school. You braindead zombies. Open up a fucking book, read, write, learn math and science, and become a productive and innovative member of society. Otherwise, just drop out of school and jump off a bridge. Otherwise, you will end up draining the world's resources and giving nothing back.

Here's some simple math for ya, kids.

Don't go to school = Be a loser.

by GreatestThinkerEver August 1, 2003

School

Kills you faster than bleach

Man 1: I can't take it anymore man, im going to school
Man 2: ok... See you on the other side

by Sonofabiscunt October 20, 2016

School

Seven crappy hours of our lives

Man we have school today

by Cookie.Monster_01 June 15, 2015

School

Equivalent to Hell. A place where your guardian/parent drop you off so you don't destroy the house. The literal death of me. Where school shootings take place (R.I.P to all school shooting victims). Where you have to spend 12 long years of life (or 120 months). Long story short, school is equivalent to Donald Trump supporters. (No offense).

"Jonathan time for-"
"Nooooooooo mom please please PLEASE I'm begging you! I'll clean my room, I'll do the dishes, FOR JESUS SAKE I'LL DO THE LAUNDRY! I don't wanna go to school!!!!"

by BtsFanatics November 20, 2018

School

S- seven
C- crap
H- hours
O- of
O- our
L- lives

Need I say more?

Mom, can I stay home from school? My fingers hurt.

Mom: You've got to maintain your 2.0 GPA! Colleges won't let you in otherwise!

by mudpieslayer April 14, 2010