National Beat Your Meat Day

April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!

National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.

by JoeGotDemStiickz April 21, 2019

Procrastination Nation

the act procrastinating, thus joining a nation of other procrastinators in your attempts to put off your work. often exclaimed loudly when the person realizes they are procrastinating or told to friends via text message or facebook status. can sometimes be said in unison if two or more people are procrastinating together.

Ex.1

-guy 1- hey man, have you finished that history paper yet?

-guy 2- no way, ive been watching TV all night. Procrasination Nation!

Ex.2

-guy 1- im totally procrastinating right now, i haven't even started on a project thats due tomorrow.

-guy 2- me neither. im just gonna play Xbox or watch tv.

-guy 1 and 2- (in unison) Procrastination Nation!

by steeevo12345 October 26, 2009

National Ask Someone Out Day

On April 15th 2018, go up to someone you like, or someone that is cute/handsome, and ask them out. This isn’t a game jus ask them.

“Hey Daniel, since it’s National Ask Someone Out Day go ask that hottie out.”

by JessicaMyers678 May 25, 2018

national hold hands day

september 27 is national hold hands day soooo yea that’s gonna be lit

omg did you know today is national hold hands day

no omg

by idontknowmynamebshsbs September 25, 2019

National Ex Day

A cursed day on March 26th where you are haunted by the memories of your exes. Signs might include a text from them or even a dream. Most likely a nightmare.

National ex day is today. Yikes.

by RemiPaige March 26, 2020

National Fight Day

When you see a bitch you dont like and pop her in her shit periodt!

Nttm fight anybody you had a problem with.

Aye bitch its National Fight Day wyo?

by SBO(let'em kno) April 14, 2019

National dog day

November 25th is national dog day! Every time you see or hear a dog bark,you get to pet them!big to small or fluffy to hairless you name it!You will still get to pet it

Hooray!i can pet any dog I see!I love national dog day

by Sammy_oof November 2, 2019