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nut crunch

Describes the physical attributes and general persona of a motorcycle popo. Key Descriptors: an imaginary watch to check time, Oakleys under a shaded visor on helmet, and pants that are so tight, they look painful to get on and off. Interactions: a beckoning finger maneuver while weaving in and out of traffic. You will then be labeled a suspect. Anticipate frequent looks as you are expected to view popo ass as he bends over unnecessarily. Consequence: the desire to be a butt surfer.

Name derived from his preference for protein rich granola bars and their prominent place in his bike trunk.
"Damn Sally, you see that cop fly by doing that prostate maneuver we saw on Talk Sex With Sue last week?

"Yeah. What a total nut crunch."
by citation June 10, 2008
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nut puddin'

by Bad Obnauticus October 30, 2009
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nut deep

The Act of penetrating a womans Vagina or asshole so deep that your nuts are forced partially inside the orifice.

Commmenly associated with slappers, and those women subject to deep penetration.
Sam: My gosh, you sure do have a marvelous axe wound.

Lady: Why thank you, I was just thinking how I would love to take you nut deep in there, forcing you to spew your creamy produce all over my rectum..
by zoggels June 15, 2008
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nut guzzler

Derogatory term for a homosexual male who enjoys swallowing semen from a same sex partner during oral sex.
by Larryfun September 4, 2005
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Nut Hole

The action of one laying on one's back with their feet in the air, and having their nutsack placed gently over the anus, then quite forcefully punched into the anus by a second party. (For spite NOT for pleasure)
Andy lost the bet and was delivered a firm Nut Hole by Caleb.
by Prickly Pears October 22, 2010
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nut knock

To rap on someone's sack, preferably a male, in a manner that causes pain.
Bubba was chillin' with his bitch, so I nut knocked him.
by Sam and henchman October 9, 2007
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Nut Wranglers

-Jeans that are too tight on your genitals.Pants that are so tight,and look like belong to your younger sibiling no matter how fast you move your genitals stay in place while experiencing percipitation in your under garments.
Cuzzo got on them nut wranglers he proly stole em from his little sister
by DeepEastOaklandKillaFornia October 25, 2007
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