Half-Aborted

Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.

It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.

He was half-aborted looking

by Fahim Ryder July 6, 2015

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half spooled

To be moderately intoxicated.

ex: My brother was half spooled after 3 beers.

by Floody86 July 6, 2015

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Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

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half geezer

A half gallon of whiskey.

Did you want a 5th or a half geezer?

by West Coast Log Trucker July 7, 2019

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Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.

"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."

by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019

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