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soccer dad

a soccer dad is someone who is just like a soccer mom , takes their kids to soccer practice and games. They also do the following: makes sure they have all there stuff, gives them a water bottle, etc
the word soccer dad is defined as a dad who is just like a soccer mom but a dad
by Liz mayville November 4, 2020
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isaiahs dad

A man who disappeared and smoked weed 24/7 and is a bonk ass nigge
by Isaiah100 March 14, 2018
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Panda dad

Opposite of a tiger mom - a dad who wants to just spend time with his kids playing around and having fun - usually of Asian descent
Check out that panda dad, he's playing with his kids in the sandbox!
by Polygookie May 23, 2014
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Cool Dad

We all know that one "cool dad" who likes to walk the track while his kids are at practice. He's the one always doing yard work and shaving his head. He also uses all the slang from ten years ago.
By: Bella
Cool Dad: "yo whats up you swagy kids. I'm going to go mow the lawn now. PEACE."
by theonecalledbella May 28, 2020
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Dad joke

Jokes told by a lot of dads that may may been funny years or decades ago but have grown "tired" over time. Examples include "Caddy Shack" or "Borat" bits. Dads typically have a static repertoire of these jokes they have been perfecting for years.
Any time someone mentions New York Italians the Dad Joke in response may be "fuhgeddaboudit."
by DougWare May 5, 2018
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Hard Dad

A term used to describe a parent (of a teenager) who doesn’t tolerate any disobedience.

(They have the Power to literally crush bones by squeezing your limbs)

If they gain knowledge of you doing something you shouldn't, expect a nasty call or answer one message, or even a threatening note when you get home.

Sometimes they may even come and collect you, and you will suffer a silent ride home.

Lads especially need to be on the look out, when they are with the Hard Dad’s daughters.

-This could result in serious pain and/or humiliation-
(your at this chicks house party)
Holy shit, Hard Dads back and hes gonna kill us all
by BlGBUCK July 31, 2009
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Dad Pants

After a long, stress filled day at work, a man, preferably a father tends to unbutton his pants and hang loose. Maybe he'll even have a beer.
My boss was a total asshole today, he wouldn't get off my case! Soon as I got home I got my dad pants on.
by Gloofa February 2, 2009
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