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murder

hehheehehehhe i murdered someone
by heheheheheheheheheheheheheh February 2, 2023
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murder

Joe: Hey Jeff, lets murder!
Jeff: HELL YEAH!
by CrownIR1 October 20, 2022
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attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does
by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022
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Attempted murder

Accessory after fact to murder

240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.
Is highway 146 and 86 in 2008...white windstar two cops one died one injured. Is 1523 attempted murders after running a cop off the road before buying 17 kilograms of meth a crime?
by Cody5050 May 21, 2023
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Murder

I'm not making a moral argument either so whether or not it's 'wrong' is irrelevant. Now that I think about it, I'm essentially arguing the ethics of being Freddie Kreuger.
Hym "That isn't the argument shit-brain. The argument is that it's ethical to murder your kids. Freddie Krueger is unjustly killed under false pretenses. At the moment of his death, his choices are A. Die an unjust death and allow the people who killed you to get away with it or B. Become a dream spector and murder their kids. It is ethical to choose B. He ought to do it. Whether or not it's moral is irrelevant. Therefore, you deserve to have yours kids murdered for this. And ideally, they have been."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2024
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Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid
Hym "Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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punch murder

to kill somebody using one's own fists; a brettastic method of putting the beat down on a rival rock-slinger.
white guy 1: did you hear what happened to Bill at the country club?
white guy 2: yeah, he didn't tip a Mexican, so that spic punch murdered his ass.
white guy 1: yeah Bill was never a good tipper.

black guy 1: yo that nigga be slingin' rocks on my corner.
black guy 2: son, punch murder his nidorous ass.
by bizzo July 16, 2008
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