Mormon Cricket

The inasive species taking over a state called Nevada

Master Chief: "Have you seen the inasive species taking over a state called Nevada known as a Mormon Cricket?"

Lego Padme: "Yeah, where is the Frog Army?"

by WitherAreDanger June 24, 2023

Mormons

Please visit www.churchofjesuschrist.org to learn more

Mormons are people that believe in eternal marriage, eternal progression, baptism for the dead, polygamy or plural marriage, sexual purity, health (specified in the Word of Wisdom), fasting, and Sabbath observance.

by Gertrude Arnoldson May 3, 2023

Mormany

A word stoners use to describe Morman’s.

Byu Idaho is a hella mormany college.

by TH4TLOSER. November 30, 2023

Mormany

Mormany a word used by stoners to describe mormans

Byu Idaho is a very mormany college

by TH4TLOSER. November 30, 2023

Mormon goodbye

Having sex in the temple.

Did you know that Elder Max gave his wife the Mormon goodbye last Sunday?

by Cazoli November 25, 2024

Mormon Shocker

A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.

I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!

by MChamm3r December 13, 2023

Mommunism

A mother's evergiving kindness towards her children and non-children. A seizing of the means of affection and potatoship of the momletariat.

Mommunism is the only viable economic system

by Pincetti December 17, 2023