money pouch

A "money pouch" is a men's louie vutton wallet that you put large sum's of money in it. our not a big Dawg unless you got the money pouch. Money Mayweather has the money pouch and make's it rain.When you say money pouch you have to 2 step and say "oh shit"

In Coach D's class Calooch has the money pouch.
Coach D: Why are you carrying a girls wallet?
Calooch:You not a big dawg unless you got the money pouch (2 steppin) Oh Shit Oh shit
Raul: Oh shit oh shit!
Coach D:I love To FIGHT!
(Crickets)

by Calooch March 4, 2008

Diaper Money

Compensation from tax returns, assistance programs or any other unconventional form of income used to purchase the bare necessities - such as diapers for the babies.

Josh: Hey bae, the house smells so much cleaner!
Mavel: I know right?! Poor Josh Jr. had to wait two weeks before the diaper money finally came in the mail!

by Mommy's Little Helper November 19, 2016

money hag

A person who thinks life is predicated on the monetary wealth acquired throughout life.

Life is about more than making money; don't be a money hag!

by MadZuul April 17, 2016

buying money

if youre in the bookies and theres a horse there that cant lose. if you back it, youre said to be 'buying money'

ulty - hey T.R, are you backing that horse??
T.R - aw for sure man, thats BUYING MONEY

by nicks nikita April 10, 2009

Absent Money

Noun describing a lack of money, and/or state of debt.

Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.

by hindenburg II March 21, 2010

Douche Money

The money you get when you pass go in monopoly.

Damnit! Erik has been getting all the Douche Money while I've been in jail.

by ZeMasterDouche October 29, 2008

dynasty money

Asian wealth, usually from corrupt government dealings, that is so vast that it makes the Kennedy's jealous.

"I heard Xiao Qi Li got a new Lambo and a Hermés bag for her sweet 16, her parents must have that dynasty money"

by Fromilla December 1, 2015