Micro mini pimp

It is a pimp not a assistant pimp but just a pimp that is under 4 foot tall
Man that short ass dude smack the piss out that girl no he ain't short that's he's a micro mini Pimp he pimp smacked her
by $dan2rich March 02, 2021
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mini human

A child; a kid; un hijo, mini you, a toddler, etc.
Fuck man! My mini human made a mess!
by Your potato bitch November 11, 2021
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mini pittakionotrypophobia

“What phobias do you have?”

Dawg, I got mad mini pittakionotrypophobia..”
by frankoceanfan73 July 18, 2023
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Mini Shnuffla

A small grey creature with reflective eyes that looks remarkably like its cousin the raccoon when it is rarely seen.
My god, did you see that Mini Shnuffla go by?!
by NightStalkerXIV January 25, 2017
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Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.
Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.
by Cluttered mutt February 25, 2022
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mini nolan

Short, dumb, and eats erasers
by El GORTO January 31, 2024
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Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.
girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!
by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 27, 2021
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