mingeface

Offensive synonym for Cuntface but even more offensive (likely to be unbareable to your nan).
or
A pasta based welsh dish from the valleys.

Oi.... you mingeface

Alright you mingeface, do you fancy some mingeface.

mmmmmmmmeeeehhh nice smelling mingeface.

by Simon, DeSmet (Arthur) December 27, 2005

Minge Teeth

a random insult, definition being to have teeth in ones vagina. this has no real insult value, but the thought of it alone is kinda mentally harming. recently reinforced by the film 'Teeth'

Matt, you utter minge teeth

by Walter Webingston July 6, 2008

The miner!

Yelled in combination with laughter after the miner says or does something stupid or out of line. Can be anything from a drastic exaggeration (usually involves numbers) to rolling around drunk on the ground outside a bar with no pants on. Miner moments are pretty common, and given enough alcohol they are inevitable.

haha Chris just accidently wiped cake frosting all over his face after falling and slamming his head on the dishwasher after taking a few too many shots.

The miner! hahaha!

by I've had like 27 beers February 4, 2009

nose miner

a tiny, tiny, tiny man just like the full size version of a miner, that you put in your nose to extract the very crustiest of boogs(and most hard to reach).

I wish i had a nose miner to reach these crusty boogers.

by PickAx Mcgee March 26, 2009

Trapped Miner

When a group of people lock themselves in a closet and piss and shit all over each other. Similar to the Chilean mine collapse

Holy Fuck lets have a trapped miner party, we can invite friends through craigslist

by C. Che November 5, 2010

minge

Street name. Specifically a lane in Upton upon Severn.

Minge Lane in Upton upon Severn, Worcestershire, England. You can see it in Multimap - search for Upton upon Severn

by Kenh May 17, 2007

Mingerbread

The opposite of stud muffin, i.e. a repulsive person, probably mouldy and stale.

- Hellooo stud muffin!
- Eeew! Mingerbread! Scram!

by m0rt November 27, 2012