minge

the tastiest thing on earth

that was some tasty minge bro

by bradssweatygooch69 October 2, 2019

Minge ninja

It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja

You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature

by Chop81 April 3, 2021

Chill Your Minge

Means calm down, like chill out.

"I have way too much work to do man!!"

"Chill your minge, it'll be alright"

by Sceza July 22, 2012

Pooey minge

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.

I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs

by Deedeewan November 21, 2018

Office minge

Smelly odour from a girls poontang after a hard day at the office
Female version of chefs arse

Coworker asks what’s that smell? Probably my office minge, it’s been a long day

by Paula Droopy tits July 9, 2021

minge

A minge is a quite extravagant-looking hat. It is often bright colors and looks somewhat like a large bucket hat or sun hat. the brim of a minge is called a vulva. the vulva is often stiff after purchase but becomes looser when broken in.

Hey Josh, look at that Minge!!

What color is your Minge?

Wow! You minge is way overused! the vulva is so floppy!!

by guapfather September 20, 2022

Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023