Minge mess

Slang term for when a lady has unexpected discharge

Oh no dear, I have to visit the loo, I’ve made a frightening minge mess.

by anonymous November 8, 2020

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Minge cluster

A collection of individuals walking to UEA from loft in Norwich.

Omg look at that minge cluster, they look like they’ve had a great night in loft

by Mingeyc October 29, 2023

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Winter Minge

When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it

I gave my boyfriend a winter minge

by TheHuntersAce December 20, 2022

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Minging

CC...like Quasimodo, only worse.

Cor, look at 'er...she's a real CC

by TOC June 11, 2004

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Ming head

Def. 1 ; A 'Ming head' is a lower class form of a Subasaurouspleb.

Def. 2 ; A 'Ming head' I pretty much a silly fuckhead that's has similar behaviours to a single digit IQ Asian tourist

"Oi ya fucken ming headed ball gargling scrag... Chuck us the Vegemite aye"

by Xađđÿłøngłęgż May 26, 2019

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The leader of the crackheads.

Has a poor yet contagious sense of humour, gives sound advices to his friends. IMPECCABLE MUSIC TASTE, sometimes. Can be intense yet fun to be with, you'll wonder wtf is going on in his head sometimes. You either love or hate an Ee Ming.

"Ee Ming, you are so fking unfunny"
"Thank you, it's what I do best"

by itsprofessionallol November 22, 2021

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