Minge Braider

Someone who will not stop wasting time. They are also commonly named Cohan

Person 1: Hey, Cohan is such a Minge Braider.

Person 2: For real, he won’t stop wasting my time with his basketball speak.

by Urfavjigaboo November 3, 2023

ming

A smelly dirty wanker who is an absolute waste of space and deffo enjoys eating raisins

“James Kelly is such a ming”

by Liv laugh love October 26, 2022

Minge mess

Slang term for when a lady has unexpected discharge

Oh no dear, I have to visit the loo, I’ve made a frightening minge mess.

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Wei Ming

A family oriented, shy & sensitive guy who holds some traditional values and beliefs. Someone whom is not quite fond of surprises, but instead likes to give them instead. He is/will be a super duper loving partner if treated well. Not quite an expressive person, but a great listener nonetheless. Overall quite a honorable man who'll act with "Less Words, More Action".

Friend A: "You could bring your boyfriend along!"

Friend B: " Nah... Wei Ming.. he is rather introverted and shy, maybe some other day?

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Minge

A minge in the uk is a bicycle

I have a minge in the shed

My minge is dirty and needs cleaning

My minge is green

by Heatinosf January 25, 2021

Minge master

This refers to a particular gentlemen who has a very active sex life ,other men may be jealous of how many women he picks up and he also may be the cause of chlamydia outbreaks in some city's or towns

Ugh dude I'm so jealous of Mike he is such a minge master

Or

Dude I hooked up with 10 women this week I'm such a minge master

by Fannyfiddler2.0 January 3, 2022

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024