When a normal sized man is having intercourse with a little woman doggy style, stands up and puts on a large pair of sweatpants while still inside her. He then leaves his house and goes for a walk with what appears to be a massive erection in his pants but is really just his fun sized partner going for a ride.
by Kwaller11 October 25, 2017
Noun: When a group of midgets cannot reach an item they link together forming a 9 ft. tall mega midget. This event may also occur when attacked.
Harold: "Dude you won't believe what I saw at the grocery store yesterday."
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"
by Cuntismyword September 03, 2019
Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”
by Anal crisp December 27, 2017
Your so short midget bozo
by TheWhomDestroyer December 24, 2021
Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.
The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis July 09, 2019
A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog
by Joshlover March 21, 2017
A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one
by Geiskahnawj December 07, 2019