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michael

Someone that has the best girlfriend in the world :*
michael has the best girlfriend
by wholly October 24, 2011
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michael

The most cancerous thing in existence. He wants to get girls and always messes up.
Holy shit that cancerous Michael is coming. EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES.
by Locknesssmonster March 17, 2017
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Michaeling

When you find a girl you like and you end up in the friend zone for months. She tells you about all the guys she hooks up with and you're pretty much brother sister.... but the brother wants an incestuous relationship. Also it helps if you have had the chance to hook up with her before.
Yo, hows that chick?
Idk man... I've been michaeling her so not that good.
Yikes
by dickdadi September 21, 2017
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michael

Michael is a name given to a funny and pretty good looking gent that loves his video games. They are usually a little shy but once you get a few drinks in them, they are the life of the party.\. When a michael is younger he usually has some sort of issue with his testicles. These michaels find one serious relationship and hang on to it forever and don't let go no matter what his friends tell him. All in all a michael is a fun guy to be around.
by rkptb February 4, 2010
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michael

A guy who works at home depot with no education and is a nobody
Dam he is such a michael
by Homedepot is all i can get August 29, 2017
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michael

a fuck up who can never do anything right he knows he fucks up all the time and knows everyone tells him that he does too
god damn it Michael
by wright February 22, 2017
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michael

the average run of the mill name. Common and Boring.
name your kid michael so he can be just like everyone else.
michael is a common boring average name
by slayerr August 30, 2007
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