Matthew

1. A sexy guy with a buddha belly and small dick.

2. A sexy guy who's very athletic and gets very horny during sexual time.

3. A very sexy guy who knows what his girl likes ;)

Matthew, you deffiantly know what to do!

by bub104 June 9, 2009

Matthew

Has shekels 4 days and all of the achievements on HuniePop

P1: Hey did you see that guy?

P2: Yeah he's totally a Matthew

Matthew: *Rubbing shekels furiously*

by BigPapaDinkleburg February 9, 2017

matthew

cool kid

that kid is a Matthew

by iknowenglishgood November 26, 2018

Matthew

these man have taste for gyal wid no back

You see my man there? He's a Matthew, G. I heard he dated a girl wid no back in year 6 or summin.

by over9000!! October 22, 2020

Hurricane Matthew

A punk ass hurricane that won't hit NC.

Such a Hurricane Matthew, it won't even hit us.

by Strawberry Milk ;) October 7, 2016

matthew

dick head

O, there is Matthew, the dick head who no one likes.

by MatthewHater December 17, 2011

matthew

stupid and dumb

" That guy is so stupid he's a total Matthew."

by VERDUN12 January 19, 2017