Mario

A a fat fuck with an unusually small penis. Mario normally likes little boys and strokes his very small penis.

You are such a mario.

by karsten1108 January 15, 2018

Mario

some NIGGER

" HEY YOU KNOW THAT KID MARIO?"
"YA I HEARD HE WAS A REAL NlGGER"

by dankuslord September 14, 2018

Mario

Tiny penis kid who almost always has a bitchy voice but can control it

Omg is MARIO the tiny dick kid

by Mario González May 26, 2019

super mario

becoming light headed with atmosphere slightly slowing down.

bro i'm fuckin super marioed

by maximillion18791 May 3, 2008

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch

A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.

Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.

by NotJayIstg November 2, 2020

paper mario

Probably the gayest fucking game ever created. Only people that have no friends and live with their mom would play this game.

"Hey you wanna come to my house and play Paper Mario"
"Fuck you you geek fucker"

by htgshzs June 19, 2006

mario kart ds

AN EXTREMELY SHIT GAME MADE BY SOME YELLOW FUCKS WITH TINY DICKS AND PLAYED BY SOME 5 YEAR OLDS THAT WILL NEVER LOOSE THEIR VIRGINITY AND WILL NEVER GO OUTSIDE CUZ THEY 2 NO-LIFE

Bob: HEY FUCKERS, WANT $10000000?
Fabian: FUCK YOU IM PLAYING MARIO KART DS FGT

by MitchellBoros January 4, 2017