work for the mafia

an elegant way of excusing yourself from present company to go take a shit.

"excuse me for a moment, i must go work for the mafia"

by cin- May 5, 2014

Publicly Funded Mafia

Can refer to any law enforcement organization or police officer. Especially those that practice unconstitutional practices such as illegal search and seizure, shooting of unarmed individuals, profiling, hypocritical actions in violation of the law, failure to act to solve a crime, moonlighting, or other unethical activities.

I would have made it to your party on time, but I was stopped by the Publicly Funded Mafia. They were conducting random searches and thought I looked easy.

by PFM01 March 30, 2015

East Coast Mafia

The official title of the Southeast Region sales team for Left Hand Brewing Company. Encompassing the states of Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Florida, Alabama and Tennessee.

The East Coast Mafia really kicks ass selling beer.

by LHB Southern Belle June 11, 2016

Tug boat mafia

A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.

His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia

by Sweet Butterscotch June 22, 2016

Ebah mu maikata

Something that you are amazed from.

Dimitri: Look how tall is that building !
Vladimir: Ebah mu maikata !

by olewwGOD November 18, 2018

that's how mafia works

That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisements for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit. It's commonly used as meme captions , in a similar way to other meme captions such as This Is So Sad, and is often used to emphasize when something is considered tough or edgy. The caption is also commonly featured in deep fried memes, shitposts, as a macro image and as captions to Florida Man memes. The meme is also often used in conjunction with Mafia City memes.

Person 1:Hey so I was waiting for my food, and then an alpha male came up and said "Give me burger" and they gave him the food before than mine.
Person 2: That's how mafia works

by ForceSmash January 5, 2019

7/11 Mafia

Straight G's!!!!!!

Da 7/11 Mafia gunna pull up foe ya Big Macs, betta make it snappy nigga..

by BigEcheeezz January 15, 2019