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magic wand 

a tool used by men to perform impossible tasks for their wives
Honey, When you come home from work could you fix my computer, I have two weeks worth of work that I have not
backed up and my computer says can't read drive C:
Sure, I'll make sure I bring home my magic wand.
magic wand by tnick November 11, 2005

Magic Shrooms

Magic Shrooms are shrooms that give you an outlook on life as you have never seen before. It causes you to have racing deep thoughts, appreciate your surroundings, express random emotions, and possibly see stuff caused by your imagination. They are generally found on cow shit but do research before you eat the shrooms as you may eat the wrong kind which could be deadly. Smoking Marijuana is a good way to enhance your shroom trip. It can last for many hours as you seem to learn answers to life most people wouldn't understand if never taken shrooms. They are not dangerous if responsible. Once you have done shrooms, you're outlook on life will be changed, in a good way.
That dull wall looks amazing right now thanks to Magic Shrooms!

Magic: The Gathering 

A card game where the winner is decided by who can cough up the most money to go to a comic book store and buy the grossly overpowered older cards. The #3 cause of prolonged virginity in 20+ year-old males, only behind Everquest and Dungeons and Dragons.
I play Magic. I also cry when I masterbate.
Magic: The Gathering by Vit June 30, 2003

magic school bus 

a classic hit tv show about little kids doing things only possible by the use of a telephone
magic school bus by sashafan July 10, 2003

magic pretzel man 

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!
magic pretzel man by jesus April 2, 2003

Magic the Gathering 

Overrated card game where the player with the most money wins seeing as good cards can cost up to 50 dollars each. It is quite imbalanced as tournament winners all have the same deck showing the best strategy for the particular set. All you can do is spend hundreds of dollars on a deck so your cards can become useless when a new set comes out.
Nerd 1: Want to play Magic The Gathering?
Nerd 2: Okay.
*Nerd 1 plays creature for 1 mana*(from old set)
*Nerd 2 plays creature for the same cost with the same stats except his has flying and can destroy one monster per turn*(from new set)
*Nerd 2 wins eventually*
Nerd 2: Don't feel bad my deck cost 1200 dollars.
Magic the Gathering by Lvl 220 December 9, 2009