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All-Madden Bullshit 

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.
Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

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1) to get absolutely off your head, usually on alcohol and drugs but can be used to mean just get pissed.

2) to be confused.
Ex. 1)
P1: this weekend is gonna be deadly!!
P2: i know i havent been madded in ages.

Ex 2)
david blaine: and now i will eat my own head twaa...
*eats his head*
P1: wow!! how the fuck did he do that????
P2: i dont know, that has just totally madded my head
Madded by forder89 April 19, 2010

Madden 2005 

The football game following Madden 2004. The game added the new "hit-stick" feature and you only have to pay $50 for this great new game!
"Wow I just spent $50 in hopes that Madden 2005 would introduce something more then a new way to "hit" someone."
Madden 2005 by Salchite December 9, 2004

Madderton 

Ship that consists of Taron Egerton and Richard Madden

Other words that can be used to describe these two are Gods, Angels, etc.
I love Madderton, they’re so cute!
Madderton by Maddertonlover September 20, 2019

The Scott Madden 

Standing on a bed with both hands on the ceiling while thrusting the hips in order to throat fuck a girl.
“I Scott Madden’ed that girl last night.”
“Please teach me the Scott Madden bro.”

all madden cock block 

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness
Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

Madden-bate 

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.
Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.
Madden-bate by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010