Lube Master

Somebody who never shuts the fuck about lubricants.

Tina is such a fucking lube master. I wish she would just drown in fucking lube sometimes.

by Shimuzaki May 25, 2010

Manitoba mascara

Manitoba mascara: when it's so cold outside, frost from your breath condenses on your eyelashes, moustache, eyebrows, etc., refreezes, and looks as if you'd applied blue-white mascara primer.

Gord, panting: My run was great! I hit the wall, but pushed through and finished the Manitoba Winter Marathon under my personal best time!
Rick: Gordo, go melt off your Manitoba mascara. Dude, you look like a Kardashian right after a facial.
Anne: More like a bukkake victim.
Rick: Yeah, a basketball bukkake victim.
Gord, wiping his face with his scarf: Ugh! Thanks for telling me, eh? I will steam myself clean over a mug of Tim Horton's coffee immediately.

by hirish February 18, 2011

Grease-master

Alcoholic shooter meant for the grimiest of men.
One part vodka, one part bacon grease.

Shots of grease-master, all around !

by realthow May 11, 2011

Harpoon Master

A harpoon master is someone that always pulls whales...

Heard gareth was out on the town last night and got on some whales he's such a harpoon master

by Kristar January 26, 2013

cock master donkey fucker

You are the master of cock and fuck donkeys

You are a cock master donkey fucker

by Levi holcomb December 10, 2013

Fish Master

Synonym of "Slut Fucker"..... Master of the Stinky Fish!!!

That guy fucks all the nasty sluts so we call him the Fish Master.

by Jo Duck Hunt December 17, 2018

MK8 Master

A lame YouTuber that abuses his admins, is an absolute man-child in all other regards, and carries an air of self-importance, arrogance, and ignorance anywhere he goes. He has the ability to be intelligent at times, but usually he's too busy trying to sabotage his YouTube career and his Discord channel to even bother with intelligence.

"Hey bro have you ever heard of MK8 Master?'

"You mean that guy that got popular from pirating television shows and possibly botting his views?"

"Yeah, that guy. He's a total smeghead, isn't he?"

"Yeah, MK8 is a git"

by Spamton G. Spamton July 22, 2022