Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016

Ming

A beautiful Asian young lady who is known for being quiet in public .But once u get to know her , she will be the most nicest toxic person you ever met.she likes to get her life together,she reminds u of those cute dolls in the shop that u always wanted when u were little,she can may get a little sensitive at times.

Ming is a good girl

by Richard Cowell November 21, 2021

Ming

An adorable person who is most likely a sexually confused introvert with a huge dick.

That dude is such a Ming, I could take him right there. No homo though.

I'm totally a Ming right now:

by x_m.l.r_x January 7, 2017

Ming

Liverpool colloquialism. Someone who either looks horrendous or smells horrendous.

Nash is a pyar ming.

by Gbar November 26, 2017

Ming ming

A person who always snitch

Steve you are a such a ming ming why did you snitch on the teacher that i vape in class

by boogabooga69 January 20, 2021

Minging bins

Rank smelling, nostril burning rubbish, often carefully manufactured by Mary and Jennie. But strangely, never taken care of.

Adam: Mate, what's that awful smell?
Bobby: Aah, I'm sorry mate, my flatmates were cooking last Thursday.
Adam: ew minging bins! Let's just pop out to Wicked Willys?
Bobby: Right on!

by Bobby Axelrod October 17, 2022