The Midget Clan

A highly trained clan of 7 midgets made by a Josue only called by the military for guaranteed success.
The government had to call The Midget Clan to defeat Israel.
by crazy boy jenkins March 15, 2023
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midget spinning

Midget spinning is when you attach 4 midgets to a torture wheel.
George: So Cecil how was your weekend?
Cecil: Man, it was so fking awesome. I was midget spinning all the time.
by A fluffy ball July 21, 2017
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fridget midget

A small teenager who can't hug, kiss talk to girls and will occasionally pat their girlfriend (if they have one) on the end like a dog
OMG josh is such a fridget midget
by Joshlover March 21, 2017
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Midget league

A zone men 5’7 and under are subjected too being placed in a selection grounds for desperate women who need a tall, strong, handsome man for a social event but are not beautiful enough for one
Sally: Aw nuts all the hot guys are taken looks like I’ll be searching in the midget league
by Geiskahnawj December 07, 2019
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Midget Mash and Dash

When a friend that is under 5 foot 3 daps up 1 person at the function and goes home to play PS5
Alex trimboli preformed the midget mash and dash before he dipped to play 2k
by Tommyvercetti March 21, 2023
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Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
by DR. HJ May 22, 2012
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Midget fury

One who shorter than 5,2ft and is not happy with they're height so they take all they're anger out on other people
by Donald 6917 October 13, 2022
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